Knock Knock

x-posted at the new blog.

I don't know why, but every child must learn to tell a knock knock joke. I think that it must be a prerequisite for reading. This is Olivia's:

Mom: Say, "knock knock."

Liv: Knock knock.

Other family member: Who's there?

Liv: Radio not...

Mom: Wait! Say, "Radio."

Liv: Radio.

Other family member: Radio who?

Liv: (30 seconds of silence)

Mom: (elevated eyebrows of encouragement)

Liv: Radio not! Here I come!

Everyone: (exaggerated giggling)