Today's To Do List

Rob made me a list of things he wanted me to do today. When he gave it to me (after waking up at 6:30 with Liv) I edited it. I thought it was pretty funny, so I'm going to share it. Rob's notes are in regular type, mine are in italics:

Devona's List

• Fill out rebate for wireless router, send in
• Get "Programming Perl" by larry Wall @ Akron Library
• When @ Library: Reserve Series 2 of The Office
• Call the Postal Service and beat them up
• Add light bulbs to shopping list-- I used the last one in the lamp upstairs
• scrap this list and go back to bed
• Find a new husband
• Wait until 30 day trial period at new job is over and benefits kick in and accidentally run Rob over to collect on the insurance
• Learn to drive stick shift properly (which he then added an arrow pointing to the space above my last note)
• disregard all arrows
• Go to store, buy stuff for spinach artichoke dip
• Pay bills
• Check oil in mom's car